For my friends who want the tea immediately, though, here’s the Sparknotes version for ya:
I have evolved into my second stage annapokemon. I am mega queer, mega femme, and polyamorous. I use she/they pronouns now and being called a lady or a girl makes me want to scream in pain :)
I have divested real hard core from the social justice space and am instead choosing joy and liberating myself by embracing the fact that I am a problematic, hypocritical hoe. Just like you.
I am also mega enlightened *heavy sarcastic* and did the opposite of what everyone usually does; I left my business and started a 9 to 5.